Make fetch great again! The Commander Chomp™ Presidential Squeaky Toy is the ultimate chew companion for dogs who love attention almost as much as this famous coiffed commander-in-chief.

Featuring an unmistakable hairstyle, a bright red tie, and a squeaker that's impossible to ignore, this toy specializes in generating tremendous amounts of noise—some say the best noise.

Warning: Extended chewing may result in sudden declarations of victory regardless of the score.